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undocumented shoppers -

TAGS: undocumented
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by JGalt

Cyberhagen - November 29, 2014, 12:48 pm
LOL, That's a five.
Reality Lord - November 26, 2014, 6:04 pm

don't they shoot looters anymore?


" NIGHTMARE ACT ? " - Reid: ‘We Need The People Of America To Rise Up’ For Amnesty Bill.



HARRY REID INVENTED AIDS - I know this because a source told me so. I can't name him though. If any experts tell you that it's impossible it's only because he paid them to lie.


TAGS: scumbag in chief
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by foxrecon19d

OTC - November 8, 2013, 6:13 pm
Obama is purging the military like Stalin did

Liberals have decided... -


FLUSH WASHINGTON IN NOVEMBER - Get involved and plug-in to your govermnent

Scum -


MEDIA MATTERS - Because there's nothing totalitarian about trying to silence the opposition.

CLEANUP AT ZUCCOTTI PARK - NYC sanitation workers find dirty hypos cleaning up the mess at OWS and state its the worst smell they've ever encountered!

ARE YOU READY? - As in for some real change this November? Vote out the incumbents, all the political elites!

CASS SUNSTEIN (REGULATORY CZAR) - He is a perfect example of President Obama's view of the American people. Do you want to be manipulated by a liberal nanny state? Or do you want freedom from tyranny?

WELFARE PEOPLE NEED TO PAY THEIR FAIR SHARE OF TAXES - if this crap is happening to MN tax$, then what about YOUR tax $? MN welfare payments in HI-REALLY?? SERIOUSLY?!?

Hillary Supporters Should Read This. It's Even Highlighted For Them -

JUST ANOTHER PSD - Perverted Scumbag Democrat

THE SUMMER OF RECOVERY - Can you and your family handle two more years of the incompetence, the wacko agenda and reckless spending of Reid, Pelosi and Obama? If not, you need to vote them out of power this November!

IN A SOCIALISTIC SOCIETY.... - It makes more sense NOT to have a job....

ARE WE TALKING ABOUT OBAMA'S COLLEGE RECORDS? - “Have you ever seen anybody go to such great lengths to not put something out? And when you generally don’t put something out, isn’t it because you’re generally hiding something?”

Incumbent -

Black Cumin: A Remedy for Cancer -


HUSTLER PLACES A BOUNTY ON PERRY - Offers $1 Million for dirt on Perry. This dirtbag should burn in hell (after he goes to prison)

CONGRESSIONAL RACIST - ‘Well, you know, I (white tea party) can, I support this guy and... so it shows that I’m not racist and I’m supportive.’” Elijah Cummings

politically correct -

CERTAINLY A CLASS ACT - Defend our country with your life But I won't allow you to vote

REAL CHRISTIANS - Don't talk about their "Muslim faith"

TAGS: manchurian incumbent
Rating: 4.47/5

More politifakes by JGalt

JGalt - September 14, 2012, 12:02 am
I don't know any Christians that would make that comment by mistake!
GrouchoMarxist - September 13, 2012, 9:43 am

MORE PRECISELY, - A gov't union, $250,00 per year free Cadillac medical/dental plan and no-pay pension plan job using OUR tax $$.



CONGRESSMAN DAVID WU - Accused of sexual assault with a teenage girl. Nancy- how's that swamp draining plan going?

Just a thought : -

TAGS: westboro hate filled scum
Rating: 4.08/5

More politifakes by PapaFox

Renza - April 19, 2013, 9:42 am
It does tend to be entertaining, especially when their beliefs are empty and contradict themselves.
ipaprime - April 19, 2013, 9:09 am
whether you believe in the bible or not is immaterial to the question it is theirs that is. I have found the best way to get a point across is to use a persons beliefs against them
Renza - April 18, 2013, 4:26 pm
It is a good message for day to day life, though fictional works generally don't hold much value.
ipaprime - April 18, 2013, 9:18 am
biblical, jesus was asked by a group of men preparing to stone a women for adultery who should cast the first stone, his reply. The one who was without sin should.
PapaFox - April 18, 2013, 9:05 am
ipaprime - April 18, 2013, 8:43 am
you didn't get the reference I take it
PapaFox - April 18, 2013, 8:29 am
Hence the title - "Just A Thought"
ipaprime - April 18, 2013, 8:24 am
I would like to go to one of their protests to ask them a question. Are you worthy of casting the stone?
Curlyrocks - April 17, 2013, 2:34 pm
But once the media leave so will they. They wanna rip on [email protected] for their lifestyle some one should protest the lifestyle of being a media wh0re.
Renza - April 17, 2013, 1:40 pm
Westboro church really is a prime example of us preventing natural selection from happening.

DEFINITION-ABSOLUTE ZERO - The amount of credibility DFL Scumbag Al Frankberry has.

THE BOXER HOT AIR MACHINE - Gearing up for a hard run for the fall elections in November. Don't be fooled again! Vote out the incumbents!

DOWN AND DIRTY POLITICS - Lt Colonel Allen West, candidate for congress had his social security number published in a flyer by his opponent, democratic incumbent Ron Klein. How low will these SOB's go???

Daddy, What's a Liberal? -

BETCHA CAN'T DEFEAT JUST ONE! - November's coming MOFO's!!! We're coming with tar, we're coming with feathers and we'll be using our pitchforks!


Never pass up a chance -

TAGS: nate bell scum
Rating: 3.4/5

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StoneTools - April 19, 2013, 6:32 pm
You have the quote from Rahm Emanuel wrong: It's never let a crisis go to waste.

WAS HE A RIGHT WING OR LEFT WING GUNMAN? - Does it matter? He is a P.O.S.! Why waste time examining the P.O.S.? Just flush the toilet!

IS HE SLIMY ENOUGH YET? - Or will that do for now?


BADGE OF HONOR - To Be worn on November 2nd!

RATIONAL THINKING - I like this guy's train of thought! let's vote out all the fools in November!


NRA is killing Americans -

TAGS: nra scum
Rating: 2.71/5

More politifakes by PapaFox

ipaprime - April 18, 2013, 8:14 am
or look on the internet to learn to make their own
StoneTools - April 17, 2013, 9:18 pm
and, as everyone knows, terrorists would never, never use something else like, oh, say, fertilizer to make bombs. Think timothy mcveigh


TAGS: nra scum
Rating: 2.2/5

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Renza - April 4, 2013, 7:43 am
such a painfully true statement
Cannabal - April 4, 2013, 4:21 am
Hey, political ideology makes idiots of us all.
Rudedog - April 4, 2013, 1:44 am
Man, I so missed that reference. I hate when cognitive dysfunction kicks in.
Cannabal - April 4, 2013, 12:51 am
Ramones song "KKK Took My Baby Away"
Rudedog - April 4, 2013, 12:34 am
Rudedog - April 4, 2013, 12:33 am
Was that a play on a "dingo took my baby"?

COMPETENCE - This man has it in spades.

SCUM - It would be different if it was his children who were being slaughtered.

TAGS: teabagger scum mike lee
Rating: 1.89/5

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Renza - March 28, 2013, 8:26 am
They've been filibustering just about everything since obama came into office, this really isn't all that different from anything else they've made a point to obstruct.

Michael Moore -

TAGS: michel moore unamerican documentary
Rating: 1.44/5

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ChadAllen - May 30, 2013, 8:16 pm
Yeah, why don't you show an updated picture of this hypocritical 1 percenter as he is today. Much like our government: a fat, bloated, & playing the audience he panders to for fools!

John Boehner -

The Traitor Concert -

Intolerable Congress -

TAGS: intolerable congress tyrants oligarchy pelosi reid boehner mcconnell despots autocrats cronyism nepotism oppressors scumbags liars crooks cretins traitors
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by TheConservativeInsurgent

OTC - March 12, 2015, 2:30 pm
PeteofSanJose - March 12, 2015, 1:49 pm
I wonder who are the four major idiots bowing to

If things were so great where you were -

John Cornyn III -

Kevin McCarthy -

Illegal Blood-Sucking Alien Parasites -

Hypocrisy, Thy Name Is Democrat -


TAGS: trump video grinch parody scumbag
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by ScorpioSeven

ScorpioSeven - March 26, 2016, 2:39 pm
Thanks for your comments, fauxnews (all 3). We're on the same page.
fauxnews - March 26, 2016, 12:36 pm
Not sure DJT or his supporters can actually read. X-D So don't feel too bad Scorpio. Pretty sure Trump's paying someone to write those twitters for him. Trump's too busy b***** illegal immigrants and hiring them for cheap labor to learn how to read ;-p
fauxnews - March 26, 2016, 12:34 pm
Trump's exploiting racism and xenophobic sentiment among low-information voters simply to help him in bald-faced corporate takeover of the GOP nom.There's a reason his own party is running against him..Cuz he just sucks?Food for thought,bloke.Cheers (2/2)
fauxnews - March 26, 2016, 12:32 pm
Donald Trump isn't doing this for love and country. If that were the case, he wouldn't exploit immigrants for cheap labor with his own corporations and for s e x in his own personal life. He'd clean up his own house first before focusing on the USA (1/2)
ScorpioSeven - March 26, 2016, 12:27 pm
Thanks for your comments, but it is my belief that DJT will never read them...
Cyberhagen - March 26, 2016, 12:14 pm
1) No muslims until the refugee to ISIS infiltration ratio can be sorted out, IOW, temporary. 2) Only ILLEGAL mexicans, or any other nationality. You haven't any right to the US just because you're mexican, get over it. Why not fix your own country?

Elijah Cummings -

Repugnant Rangel -

TAGS: charlie rangel iraq tax cheat crook liberal scumbag democrats progressives
Rating: 4.8/5

More politifakes by TheConservativeInsurgent

OTC - December 7, 2014, 1:24 pm
A decent career, heavily tax by liberals war on the middle class

These are the UC Irvine students who voted to remove the American flag from the campus lobby -

TAGS: uc irvine anti american traitors multiculturalism diversity american flag commiefornia liberals progressives democrats hippies radicals foreign scum
Rating: 4.73/5

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calron - March 21, 2015, 3:13 pm
But people might see the flag and get offended. Therefor it must be removed in the same of (in)tolerance.

Traitor John -

TAGS: john boehner traitor rino backstabber scumbag fraud douchebag oligarchy aristocrat
Rating: 4.14/5

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JGalt - January 10, 2015, 7:20 pm
L'eau de corruption, from le chez de Pelosi y Boehner a fragrance reminiscent of the swamp that was supposed to be drained..